A useless post about my magical sweater

HAI~ I feel so magical wearing this sweater *^* IVE BEEN CRAZIER AT SCHOOL THAN I USUALLY BEHAVE. Like seriously on my crazy meter I’m usually a 4 but now i jumped up to like a 7. I Feel like I’m in elementary again when I didn’t give a crap about what I did or how I acted in front of anybody. Now, what’s so magical about this sweater~? NOTHING!! Well first things first. I am part of my school’s Cyber Tech Team~ and so everyone in the team and our computer class, got a white sweater πŸ˜€ now I’m short. Like. Short. Like 5’1, and my teacher got everyone who didn’t order a custom sweater a medium :3 so I got a medium. The day I got it, I didn’t wear it cause well, I liked my outfit that day (I’m a girl, guys, I know you don’t want to hear crap like this but give me some credit a’ight) Anyway, I’m an extremely weird person. So when I finally wore the sweater today and found out it wasnt exactly the right fit…………..heck people already say I look fat in it, and my response? “YAS IM FLUFFY, LOOK AT THIS FLABBINESS!!!” XD The sleeves of my sweater majorly outgrow my twig arms. It makes me look like I have that extra arm fat you get as you grow older. Also since the sleeves dont exactly match the length of my arms by like 2 1/2 inches, I am now constantly flailing my arms around either screaming “IMA BANANA BIRDIE.” or “EEENNGNGHGHHHNNNHG” or “MERRRRRRRRRRRR” so yeah I’m really weird. The fact that this sweater outgrows me, for some reason makes me feel powerful >:D but I’ve also gotten comments that people want to take my sleeves and tie me up as if I were in a straight jacket ~_~ although it wouldn’t be the first time someone’s done it to me~ it’s actually fun πŸ™‚ if you’re thinking “How could she do that in public!?” Dont worry about it πŸ™‚ I ain’t got no shaaammmmeeeeeeeeee ;-; unless you say something about the sizes of certain parts of my body. When I’m embarrassed I hit people .-. So if I ever meet someone who reads my blog out there one day, if you embarss me. You can either expect me to Fake slap, “Girl fight”, gently slap you somewhere, or just stay in one place stomping my feet and whining πŸ™‚ have a nice day everyone.

“NUUUURURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

Update:

Afterschool. The bell was about to ring and I was still messing around with my sweater, when I suddenly came up with the idea…..NUBS!!!!!!!!!!! I took my sleeves and pulled them inside out, and it made my arms look like…….well like this πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘» so on my way home i screamed “I HAAAVEEEE NUUUUBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSS.”

To clarify nubs are practically anything dull or stubby…..like your thumb

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