Hello~ I don’t know what to talk about specifically *cough cough (shout out to someone in the comments -.-) cough cough cough*
SO WHAT THE HECK WHY NOT 😀 I’ll just be posting stuff that happens in my life and probably have you guys objectively look at them~
WARNING: SOME EXPLICIT SCENES NOT MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THE 21st GENERATION HAS COME TO. ALSO NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL OR RACIST REMARKS
Anyway my day started out pretty depressing, I wasn’t really talking and I took the long way around my school to get to my usual hang out place. I was pretty tired so when I got to our umbrellad benches I just sat down with my face in my bag listening to everyone else. My friend (let’s call her Senpai) was doing a name zodiac thing? Apparently this guy named Jason, was….now I don’t know If I remember this correctly but he was “The sexiest man alive and a girls best friend.” Well that got me in a cheery mood XD all this was happening as he was procrastinating on his home work and my other friend (call her Eemie) was wasting perfectly good food and throwing grapes at practically everyone at the table. A few minutes later Jason finished his homework and left me with Michee and a few other friends. Then this faggot (he’s not really gay and no offense to gay people, cause I proudly support) Lets call him Kacy comes along and sits down next to me reminding me of the stupid nickname he gave me last night =_= which was Jam. (I don’t know; he’s mean, I may be writing this out but heck, if I told him and he read this he would agree with me that he’s a strongly opinionated person who can be a real jerk a lot of times…….also that and he stole my bad of Doritos yesterday) now to ease your concience of why I’m targeting this guy is well,
1. He’s my friend
2. He’s a jerk and is gullible
3. He’s also somewhat perverted
4. My friends don’t necessarily like him
5. He calls almost everyone an illiterate capitalist pig/faggot/fat ass
6. He adds on to the relentless pile of nicknames I’ve been given (which I don’t appreciate)
7. =_= if he read this I bet he’d be somewhat happy I’m making a list of his fault especially for him which is even more annoying =_=
Anyway (and this was all this morning) I was still smothering my face into my backpack and just listening to a random conversation that for some reason caught my attention. Two other friends were involved in this conversation but I guess you’ll be able to figure it out.
Eemie: Who’s the father again?
Toddles: I don’t know, I think its either Morgan Freeman or….what’s that one black guys name?
Red: Bill Cosby?
Toddles: Yeah Billy Cosby…or Nicholas Cage, I don’t know, I don’t remember
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Kacy: …like it’s either small or it rips in half
Kacy: ugh, like, look grown men who ******* little kids, have big Pencils right? So if they were to **** ** in then the little kid would die! Doesn’t that make sense?!
Toddles: Wait- What- But!?
Kacy: are you trying to tell me that Bill Cosby has a micro peeee…..nncil?
Red: (sarcastic) Wow. Micro Pencil.
Kacy: Well how would you even know!?
Me: (thought) Wtf am I listening to -_-
As you can see my morning started off pretty weird. Only to be even weirder during lunch today of which the event I will explain now. Okay I lost my money today, so I had to go around being a hobo and begging people for food. (Remember I have no shame) So when I go to the ASB which is either referred to as the Asian Snack Bar or Asian Student Body (this is a stereotype in my school and should be taken lightly, no offense to anyone out there) Now I socialize with a lot of people but just go with the flow with my dialouge here (sorry if it gets confusing)
Me: MIRA CHILD
Mira: Yus child?
Me: BUY ME SOMETHING IM BROKE
Mira: I only have a dollar
Me: God dammit
*i look over to another person*
Me: JEDI I NEED MONEY
Jedi: I don’t have none
Me: =_= So why’re you in line
Jedi: I dunno I *Couldnt hear the rest*
Me: Fucking Dammit *gently squats up and down*
(After Mira Purchased her food)
Me: CHILD COME WITH ME IMA BE A HOBO TODAY
*Mida and Jedi follow*
Mira, Jedi, and I soon reach the Cafeteria only to encounter my friends Tiana and Noo-Noo
Me: EYYYYYYY, what up
Tiana: Hai hai
Me: BRUH I need food
Tiana: I don’t have any money
Me: Noo-Noo You got money?
Me: GIVE ME
Me: FUCK DAMMIT
Noo-Noo: You dropped your banana
Me: FUCK THAT BANANA IT AINT MINE I WANT MONEH
Tiana: He gave me Money I’ll get you a slushie
Me: OHHHHHHHHH Yay 😀
(after we buy my food Mira, Jedi, and Noo-Noo split apart from me and Tiana so we followed them after we visited my other friends (SHE SHANKED ME AND SPILLED SLUSHIE ON MY WHITE JACKET D: )…… soon afterwards)
When me and Tiana caught up with everyone else they were face slapping each other with the sleeves of their sweaters…
Me: OHHHH DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO NUB!?
Noo-Noo: The fuck is that?
Me: Look I’ll show you *grabs sleeve and turns it inside out resulting into this👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻*
Noo-Noo: OH MY GAWD
Noo-Noo: MIRA LOOK I GOT NUBS
Im too lazy to write every detail, everything else that happened well, I slapped people, but I mainly got tormented myself which lead me to be screaming and running a,l over campus like a maniac 😀